Originally Posted by
AdelaaR
In case you happen to meet that one dog in a thousand that does not get frightened by this ... you'll simply have to let him bite you in one arm while strangling his neck and main blood vessel to the brain with the other arm. If you do it right, the dog should stop biting you after about 45 seconds.
Good luck

Which reminds me of a lion tamer recommending "just tumble over and straddle an attacking lion and pinch his foo nerve under the bar muscle with 10 to 13 psi pressure, and voi-la, the lion runs away whimpering."
Good luck