And what I'm "on about" is your "If you spent a little time on platforms..." bit. Yeah, I have, from before puberty through college. I'll even count last Friday since I can't add in tomorrow morning when I ride to work yet again on my platform-equipped commuter bike.

Look, guys, I'm not being ignorant here. The only pedal variation I haven't used yet is toeclips and straps with dedicated, hard-soled, cleated cycling shoes. I hardly count Power Grips as different enough from regular clips with regular shoes, either.