I came back to post again because I felt bad for knocking (backhandedly) a phil product.

Phil bearing grease is phenomenal, i use it on every thread, bearing, and any other place grease would go on a bike.

Phil hand cleaner is the best stuff i've ever used. Nothing wipes away the grime of a day in the bike shop better than phil hand cleaner. And i deal with some dirty, dirty bikes. When coupled with some "scrubs" grit-impregnated hand cleaner wipes, I can have my hands go from "greasy wal-mart service center employee" to "prepped surgeon at the Mayo clinic" in about 3 minutes.

Phil, you still rock. I just like campy on my chains.

Also, "too heavy" sounds really dumb. A lubricant is a lubricant is a lubricant. Just don't use WD-40.