I came back to post again because I felt bad for knocking (backhandedly) a phil product.
Phil bearing grease is phenomenal, i use it on every thread, bearing, and any other place grease would go on a bike.
Phil hand cleaner is the best stuff i've ever used. Nothing wipes away the grime of a day in the bike shop better than phil hand cleaner. And i deal with some dirty, dirty bikes. When coupled with some "scrubs" grit-impregnated hand cleaner wipes, I can have my hands go from "greasy wal-mart service center employee" to "prepped surgeon at the Mayo clinic" in about 3 minutes.
Phil, you still rock. I just like campy on my chains.
Also, "too heavy" sounds really dumb. A lubricant is a lubricant is a lubricant. Just don't use WD-40.
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!