I can't manage the moment of silence, because I'm:

ROLLING
ON
THE
FLOOR
LAUGHING
MY
ASS
OFF
!

Maybe it's just because I'm 'lower income', but the thought of driving to a ride just doesn't compute; of course, I don't go to out-of-town venues, either, I get all the workout I need locally.

I can understand driving to riding venues that are further away (example: living in Indiana and going to ride the Maah Daah Hey Trail), but IN TOWN......?