Mommy, "The Jack Booted Thugs" won't let me and my buddies ride our bikes down the middle of Interstate 80 whenever we feel like it.
But we're special, mommy. We all go down to LBS together with our electronic scales and weigh every single, dérailleur, spoke nipple and and chain ring bolt they have. We all wear the same magenta tutus. We all shave our eye brows and pubes.
We're special, damn it.
SPECIAL!
