Funny! But if a stationery bike is the only bike I can ride, and I don't have one (or a trainer) at home, then what? I'll settle for the stationery bike while I study or read or watch a bit of mindless TV, and then switch to an eliptical or treadmill, and back to the bike if there's time. My commute to the gym is an easy low-traffic drive, a 10-minute trip by car or 30-minutes by bike. And no I don't look for the closest parking space... I drive to the furthest corner and walk --- unless it's pouring rain!