A priest woke up on the first great weather of the spring, but it was Sunday morning. He decided not to waste this perfect day, and go play a round of golf. He called in sick and let another priest run his mass schedule for him, and headed out to play golf.

Up in heaven, Jesus and St. Peter were watching. St. Peter says to Jesus, "Wow, that's pretty bad. What do you think we should do to him?"

Jesus replied, "You know that first par 3?"

"Yeah..."

"Well I'm going to give him a hole in one."

"What!?" exclaimed St. Peter. "Why would you do that?"

"Who's he gonna tell?"