Greatest thread ever!
There's a reason why your feet are the furthest away from your nose... and your butt is behind you!
My grandmother who resembled Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies used to give my brother, sisters and me separate Saturday night baths in the middle of her kitchen w/a galvanized metal washtub. She didn't change the water...just added more hot off the stove. She'd say, "Wash them feet and wash that butt. If you don't smell 'em someone else will!"
They don't make them like her, anymore.
