To all my DC bicycle brothers and sisters.

Any and every rider interested in post workday revelry,
Come join us in our boisterous merrymaking today in Adam's Morgan.

We will start this evening's activities at the Toledo Lounge where we shall enjoy good food and cheep beer. Arrive no later than 6:30pm! THE FIRST ROUND IS ON ME!!!!!!! yes thats right.

Having had our fill, let us ride.
Let us twist and thread our way through the traffic - championing our pirate ways!
Then arriving at the proving grounds, let us match strength and vie for glory in the battles of yore.

May the vile brew slake my thirst
And never cause me harm.
I ride with the protection of the seven seas
and the support of my pirate brethren!!

yarrr