Originally Posted by bostongarden

Me (ok, copying someone): Hey, Rkwaki, you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?!!!
Rkwaki: You talkin' to me? (Starts to walk over in my direction.)
Me: You don't scare me.
Rkwaki: (Grinning, but, looking scary, picks up his pace and is soon within a few feet of me; looks up in the air, and, sounding a bit like Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men) I'm talking to you son.
Me: (I quickly grab Shovel and thrust him in front of me.) Yeah, let's see how tough you are now big boy! (Thinking to self: get me outta here.)