(Why?)?

Pcad has bad spine disease, yet he eschews the medicinal effects of opioids because the inherent soporific properties.

So.......

.......why doesn't he ride a ahem recumbent?

We have been waiting a long time, for it is written, "when the fourth recumbent rider of death appeareth, he will usher in the Zombie Apocalypse".

We believe that fourth rider to be Pcad.

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, if you're not riding a bent, you're just hosed.