Ignore our pleas no longer, O Great One. Free your mind for the Dark Side of the Force. It is all in place: when you start riding a bent, the Zombie Apocalypse will be ushered in. Trivialities as you have named will be but a distant memory. We have a full carbon bent chosen for you and ye shall smite the Fred's and Poseurs with justice and self-righteousness. And we shall worship you as our King.