I've never actually crashed, and the fact that I will eventually scares the **** out of me.
I've only driven a car 2 times in my entire life, I tell people it's because I almost hit a person on the second time, but it's really because I'm horrified of the idea that driving would take away the reason I fell in love with riding my bike.
My bike is the only reason I'm alive
I am, in fact, a hipster
I can't stand other hipsters, or fixies, despite the last confession
Sometimes I think about getting hit by stupid drivers just to punish them
I don't race because I'm horrified of doing badly
I ride alone 99% of the time because I'm afraid no one would be able to handle how slow I am
I'm more than 25 pounds over my ideal weight, because I'm too lazy to actually exercise
I read the first 34 pages of this thread debating actually posting