WOW! I thought mine was weird. It doesn't compare to many of these.
I saw, what I think was a man in his 50s, 60s, cutting grass on a riding lawnmower, wearing a 2 piece bikini. At first, I thought my mind was playing tricks. I stared real hard. It definitely looked like a man. It could have been a manly looking woman, but this person had NO breasts. The more I stared, the more freaked out I became. I couldn't convince myself it was a woman. Then, I passed and never looked back.