Went out last night to ride home and large bird had pooped on my handlebars, stem captain watch and fender 2nd time this month. The only bike parking in this office complex we just moved to is right under a crabapple tree.

Options:

1. Cut down the tree. Not really an option but it was my first thought.
2. Set a trap for the bird and kill it. More birds will come and they have a just as much right to that tree as I do.
3. Bring bike up stairs and keep it in the office. If I wasn't so lazy, or if I were training for cycoX
4. Get a cover. Hmmm... should have a cover for rainy days anyway.
5. Continue to remove bird crap from bike about twice a month. This seems like the path of least resistance.