Originally Posted by
TomD77
Has anyone read Dave Barry's description of the laxative used as prep for a colostomy? References are made to space shuttle launches though, personally, I think the references are silly. I doubt that you could achieve a velocity much past 200 meters per second as a result of the laxative, much less escape velocity.
It's hard to beat Dave's stuff, but
this is pretty accurate, I mean funny, too.
