And taxidermy chick has got flabby, squishy veal legs. WTF is up with all these supposed cyclists horny for her? She's clearly never turned a pedal in her life, not even with an auto-pilot, spin-class, 12-pound flywheel moving her legs around. More to life than cleavage, horndogs.

Edit: Tom must be doing all his miles on the same flywheel as Noobia, judging from his puny quads and herky-jerky, Parkinson's-afflicted, newbie-triathlete spin form. More quality and less quantity might help your tragic HTFU factor, noob.