Cycling is a horrible addiction
So, I'm sitting at the bar in a restaurant last night for dinner, engrossed in an email I had just gotten about a cycling metabolic test and nutrition counseling session I'm setting up, when I hear a pretty loud "I said, concentrating really hard while you're eating can ruin your digestion". I look up, and say "what's that about digestion?" and the pretty waitress says, more softly "concentrating hard can ruin your digestion."
Me: "You were talking to me?"
Her: "Yes, in fact I tried twice to talk to you, but couldn't get your attention. What are you concentrating on so hard?"
Me: "Cycling. It's always cycling."
And that was it... all chances of a more extended conversation destroyed my addiction Oh well. The fish and veggies were great.