The Puny Fart-Thing (small penny farthing).
Made from a genuine Radio Flyer trike that got crashed. Not really rideable for various geometry reasons. All the neighborhood kids have given it their best and the closest they've come is pushing off from the top of the hill in the yard and coasting spread eagle style till they hit the fence at the bottom. Good for decor. I'd kinda like to get it out of the basement before they remember it in the spring. You pay shipping.