It's raining Horses and Ox.
I live in Washington. It rains here a lot. Today is a day, or this morning before I have to ride to work, is a morning where Washington is feeling inadequate and needs to step things up and show me what she's made of.
Which seems to be h2o.
I don't have fenders because I'm stupid.
BUT, I'm going to show Washington who's boss.
And bring a change of underwear.