Sounds like you need to trade in the wife.

Mine always say something like, "Don't get the cheap model. Get what you want."
Her reasoning is she knows cycling is good exercise and she wants me to get a good workout and good results. Can't do that with cheap stuff.
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The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love. - Psalm 103:8
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