Originally Posted by
Philipaparker
I found that if you yell at them really hard they'll stop chasing you "GET OFF THE COUCH" seems to work really well. No joke.
Now you've done it. Here's my favorite dog story:
I was riding in southern Michigan with my neighbor when a medium sized dog came running down a hill at us. My neighbor shouted "Sit!" Well, that dog certainly knew that command. He planted all four paws but his momentum caused him to do a couple of somersaults before coming to rest in a perfect "sit" position. A well trained dog.