true, not having a place to put your burrito is definitely jackass.
JK didn't notice the no fooT retention, that is def jackass on a fixed gear with no brakes. i could maybe see it if its fixed with two brakes and no foot retention...but that might be jackass as well (is two brakes on a fixed gear jackass? or just overly cautious?)

aerospokes tend to be jackass modifiers to me....like if it has other jackass things going on and an aerospoke its like +1 lol....i have seen bikes though that had aerospokes and wern't jackass at all. i remember that guy Gyeswho on here had some beefy looking bike with racks and dual aerospokes and liked it allot