Don't embarass yourselves. Put down the torches and back away from the castle. Just ride your bike. Or give it up. Maybe you do not deserve your ride. Maybe YOU are proving that by putting some much more into something that is fruitless, you are killing your own desires. There are better causes to be had in life. If you can't handle someone "cramping your style" or "bagging on your vibe," go fold clothes in the stockroom at Marshall's or Target. Stay out of the public eye. Remove yourself from observation and back slowly into your own...safe...hell.

Everyone in here loves to whine! Stop dressing like a messenger, quit holding alleycats, why are you making fun of my bike, am I a posenger? Jaysus - grip hard people, so hard that you kill off any enjoyment that exists on your bike. Who are you looking for? A messenger who might scoff at you? F them. Or maybe a hipster who threatens your dignity? F them.

F everyone. Really. Me included.

I cannot believe that everyone is so threatened. C'mon. Hop on the ride. Push it til it hurts. Get off of it. Realize that life happened.
Enough boundaries
Enough bickering
Enough of this place