Originally Posted by
chefisaac
tell her that you were wrong. Trust me... its not worth it. Your wife.... I know her... she can suck the blood from you. Be careful!
Fascinating. The OP is married to a vampire. Usually a man doesn't determine that fact until the divorce.
The OP is correct it's his spouse's fault for hitting the tree. If she disagrees, I suggest he turn off his hearing aids.