After exclusively riding brakeless for forever, I love having hoods and brakes on my new bike D:
I tell people I have a single speed road bike or just road bike. Fixie and fixed gear sound weird.
I want a trick bike with a rear rack for commuting and nose pivoting.
I try to make my bike as least flashy as possible.
I like compact geo now more than pershoot bikes, what the hell is wrong with me.
I want to run a full 3/32" drivetrain so bad.
Out of my friends I'm the only one who doesn't buy "the good ****".
The only bike parts I really ever buy are tools :/
I'm so lame

EDIT: I **** on people who have Aerospokes, but desperately want to run a dual set up, so that I can ride the **** out of them.
I also like how they look on the rear when one skids