Exhibit "A":

No wonder suv drivers cause so much trouble for cyclists, they read crap like whats in this thread and it pisses them off so they go out and cut off a couple of ****** cyclists! Because anyone that doesn't ride knows that all cyclists are gay. That's why they wear the spandex shorts.

Exhibit "B":

Why don't you go watch another NASCAR race. What, they run on peanut oil or something? How about all you frequent fliers? Planes got a new fuel? Must be peanut oil too.