Somehow I doubt they could fit all that unecessary crap they bought at the mall plus the kids in the accord. Best to put the bloody lil' bugger on the roof as they wouldn't want to get their new "goodies" dirty.

SUVs seem to be only used to haul vast quantities of watered down, consumer grade, mall garbage back to the house.

In the end, it boils down to mass overconsumption by all the mindless little consumers. Why don't they just come right out and say, "My life is vapid and I suck at driving...so please supersize my SUV and my fat greasy broke ass."