Originally Posted by icithecat
I have been married long enough to have the automatic response 'At what dear?' while enjoying the view.
Yeah, I've learned the trick of saying, while directing attention to the hottie, "Hey, honey can you believe that she came out of the house looking like that. Geez. What was she thinking wearing jeans so tight. Heck, I can count the change in her pocket from here. That's gotta be bad for her circulation."
Sick setup above, by the way.