If you're calling something a burrito - you're already eating crap. If you're eating something called a taco - and it's not coming from the RGV - it's just dogmeat in a wrapper.

Come down to B'ville and any one of the 2,312,321 taquerias available to you will prove that you don't know authentic Mexican. 93.2 percent of those items will prove to you why the waistline of the average 40-year-old Mexican male is 43 inches wider than the already bloated American 40-year-old male