A post I made in another group reminded me of my recent attempts to collect "idiot" sayings: "Elevator doesn't go to the top," "A few bricks short of a load," "One wave short of a shipwreck," etc. It occurred to me there might be some good bicycle oriented versions. Maybe "his chain has slipped into his spokes," or something. Anybody heard any bike related sayings like this.

David Green, Naperville IL. "depriving a village of its idiot"