It also distorts the mind control rays that the shape shifting reptilian overlords are sending out. If you could make a hat out of chrome bicycle frames- that would be best. Of course, that would be a kind of heavy hat. Your neck muscles would get really strong, so then you'd be immune to the reptilian brain control rays AND have a really strong neck. That's a win/win if I ever heard one.


My "dream bike" is a lightweight, fillet brazed, fully chromed touring bike.