My aunts, who know I'm intelligent, always ask me "Do you wear a helmet" I've become so annoyed with them asking that I've started to say things like, "no I ride with one hand and put the other hand on top of my head or no I wear a jewel bag with the handles around my ears."
Don't worry I'm not bashing you for asking because you don't know me and haven't already asked me 15 times like my aunts have.