So I'm out with Mrs. Jones yesterday, and I find myself alone on a beautiful road, and I get to thinking about how sublime it is to be riding silently along.

I swear, thirty seconds later, Mrs. Jones starts clicking. Once every downstroke. (Perhaps I should rephrase...)

She starts making a clicking sound every time I make one revolution with the pedals.

What, did I offend the God of Spokes or something? The clicking sound seems to come from the front wheel. Or perhaps the God of Cranks?

I'll be taking Mrs. Jones for her first 100 miles tuneup this week and sort this out. She shouldn't be complaining this soon - we just met and we're still falling in love!