I use Brooks saddles on a regular basis. Mostly I wear black wool shorts with them. But I also have a "dedicated" pair of khaki shorts that are permanently stained by my black Brooks saddle. I suppose this will be exhibit "A" in the lawsuit. Exhibit "B" will be the Brooks website warning that Brooks saddles will stain light-colored clothing.

I would've thought fans of English bike parts would have a better grasp of English.