Yeah that all sounds about right, I was thinking the same thing, that even if it did fit, I wouldn't want me depending on those little sticks to hold me and my bike up. I think that you guys just clarified for me that of course it doesn't fit, and it would take more time than necessary had I bought a compatible solution. It is a single speed, Mercier Kilo TT Stripper.
So basically my question for you forum now is, has anyone tried "Pitlocks" or similar device and have a comment or recommendation? The Pitlock site is very poorly translated into English, from what I gather they're simple part replacements (for the nuts in my case) that prevent standard tools from being used, which sounds perfect, simple to install, and will prevent any random zombie with a wrench from snatching the wheels off.
And yeah we have plenty of bike shops, on every corner, but for a lot of these things I'd rather buy online, requires less calling and searching, allows more time to think about a purchase and read up (apparently not enough in this case), price is much lower, and I have an Amazon Prime membership I like to get full use of. If anything I'd like to support the Bike Kitchen, where I would go for bigger projects. But TBH most of the shops here are ripoffs and I haven't found one I'm hard for. I try to DIY as much as I can, even if it takes some reaching out and learning.
Thanks again guys for your help so far,
Ryan