Awesome pic. And I thought hours on the trainer was HTFU.
I myself hate the factory-lube that comes on chain. It's not the lube itself, but the sheer stickiness of it. I haven't used any bike lube that makes the chain so friggin' sticky that anything pretty much latches onto it. It's so thick that it doesn't seem to come off with regular degreaser. (This was for a KMC chain and a Shimano 8-speed chain.)