Originally Posted by
Flying Merkel
I admit I was intrigued by the Two Foot Bike. Thought about hijacking a recumbent, pull a crank arm and re-installing it 180 degrees off, and tearing off from the scene of the crime at 60 mph. Cloud of tire smoke and the screech of rubber. G-forces pulling at my ruggedly handsome face. Airborne over speed bumps.
Asked to see a photograph of the bike. Wanted to know how much it weighed. Here's the response:
"We want to do a coast to coast race, and if you wish, we are going to help you. But before that, we have to go on CNN with our bike first and we cannot release photos of our production bikes because CNN wants it to be news that day, otherwise we lose the chance if we release photos, it wont be news. You would have the news. So basically we have to wait on the photos and then we will see about a coast to coast series of races and/or tours of coast to coast people for different humanitarian causes. May we know more about you?
Cordially yours, Inventor Joe Fox
He seems a bit deluded. Least he keeps busy. Listing something for sale that doesn't exist will get E-bay a bit upset.
The homemade illustrations and eloquent prose are the best part.
I wish him luck with the project and hope he finds and investor...
Your throne of speed and freedom!
It's rubber on handles go feel em!
Release the brakes and pump!
Your pupils dilate, heart thumps!
It's sixty! here comes the jump!
At sixty you ARE A CHEETAH!
GROWWLLLL!
https://sites.google.com/site/joefox...ts/twofootbike