Find your nearest bicycle co-op. Find a frame there for yourself and start building your own bicycle under the auspices of seasoned bicycle mechanics. All that would be required for you to do this, would be for you to either volunteer some time at the co-op and/or to pay a small fee towards your membership. You must be a member to build a bicycle.

If you can't do that, then it's to Craigslist you'll have go!

Of course, you're always free to go to Walmart to make your bicycle purchase there, too...

- Slim

PS.

The Denali ain't that bad!