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03-19-12 | 11:02 AM

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Retro Grouch

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From: St Peters, Missouri

Bikes: Catrike 559 I own some others but they don't get ridden very much.

1. Go to the hardware store and buy 30' of the biggest chain they have. Strew it outside of your garage but be sure both ends are hidden.
2. Now go to the zoo and ask for some lion dung. Scatter that in your yard.
3. Post a nice tasteful "Beware of Doggie" sign.

That should do it.

Last edited by Retro Grouch; 03-19-12 at 12:58 PM.

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