Hey, my goatee is kept at clean 1/4" and I just changed out a broken rear derailleur cable this morning. Wheelbuilding, complete bike tear down and re-assemble are in my mad skillz. I've even got a TS-2 truing stand, Wag-3 dish tool and a complete collection of different colored cable tires. My goggles were purchased @ Home Depot and I buy ALL my bike related stuff on line.

This is one of the funniest posts I've seen in years on BF.