Ha, just the opposite!!

I will admit, I am a agressive rider, due to the fact that I am accustomed to high speed on two wheels. However, to relate to me with Chuck Norris, is way, way off!!

First off, I can't fight my way out a paper bag, never could, and never will.

My last 2 x girlfriends, and now my wife, have also doubled as my bodyguards.. Oh yeah!!