Had a guy ride up to me and a few friends, all of us eating breakfast on the bikes before school. He's on this sweet vintage conversion FG/SS. As he rides up to us, he says to me:

Random stranger: "Nice bike."
Me: "Thanks."
Random stranger: "You should go fixie on that, it'd be a sweet ride."
Me: "Um...."
Random stranger: "I'm new here, if I see you around, maybe we can rebuild that rear wheel so you can try it."
Me: "Um....."

It was the oddest ****ing moment in my life. Was he blind? Did he not look?