Originally Posted by
Bikey Mikey
The only difference between a squirrel and a rat is the squirrel has a better publicist. I don't call them squirrels. I call them tree rats.
When I lived Schaumburg IL, they had rats-with-wings, aka "Canadian geese".
Crapped all over every square foot of horizontal surface.
It was so bad that Motorola on at least one occasion called in industrial cleaners to
hose down the parking lot due to goose crap being tracked indoors.