I like this.

The ones I have NOT collected are:

Reckless endangerment (not really sure though since I don't use a cyclometer and there are no crazy big hills around here)
Ultimate Hahd Baastuhd (been hit by automobiles before, I would prefer to stop with the experiences I have had)
Look Ma'! No hands! (need to figure out where I could do this)
Pragmatist (never for a flat tire, once for a stripped freehub)
Gators Gonna Gate (not too many gators around the Chicago area)