I can't ride my bike, even when I hold the handlebars.

Took the Mezzo to the Peak District in the UK, for five days of hiking and cycling. We had a week of hot days at 24 C. Took the bike along the Monsal Trail, an old railway line now converted to a mild 'offroad' piste, mainly hard flat crushed limestone.

http://www.peakdistrict.gov.uk/visit...le/monsaltrail

Kojaks were fine. The trail goes through old sooty steam train tunnels, through limestone gorges, and so forth. It's about 9 miles long, so did it twice for a workout. Mezzo very fast on this hardpack, compared to lumbering 'mountain' bikes everyone else was riding. Then hopped into nearest town (Bakewell), fodled the bike up, and went into a bistro for lunch with it. Perfect.

The good folk of inland Derbyshire appeared never to have seen a fodling bike before, the Mezzo was stared at for the whole week of the holiday.