Wow! I just won the EURO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL DRAW.

Whooop over $2 MILLION. What's that? Scam? Did you say scam? Bugger.

Maybe I should write to them anyway. "Dear Randy, I am the convener of a very successful Nigerian email scam and as such have become filthy rich over the last few years. I won't be needing any of the lottery winnings from the EURO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL DRAW, so please donate them all to charity."

Or maybe I couldn't be arsed.