ROFL.

I can only assume people trying to flame the OP either strongly identify with the "roadie" in this story, have a very narrow sense of humor, or both.

I actually get annoyed having to pass others sometimes. Mostly when I'm stopped at a light and someone comes up behind me and stops in front of me in the middle of the crosswalk nearly in the intersection, proceeds to bike slower than me after crossing, then does the SAME THING at the next red light! Seriously people.