Go to the link EnLaCalle provided. Learn all you want to know about funk.
Febreeze and anything like it sucks. Don't give your money to mega-billion dollar chemical industries that pollute the hell out of the environment and scare you into thinking you need their product in one fell swoop. Let them make their money on more sincere causes, like wars.
Patchouli smells nice in and of itself. Trouble for me is that it always evokes the notion of hippyness, and that evokes the memory of rank foul funk. It would be nice if people who used it realized that it's not a very good cover-up scent.