Originally Posted by
Sixty Fiver
I would have given you more of a race but I was tired after banging the entire Swedish Bikini Team (twice) and had just finished a 5 hour century... I had dropped down to 26 mph as I was trying to conserve some energy for when I got to your mom's house as she's puts the Swedish Bikini team to shame.
The next time you wanna race give me a heads up so I will know to skip the Swedish Bikini Team... because after I whup your ass I still want to have enough energy for your mom.
Both of your jokes were already used in this thread, then you recycled them again in the same post. Try harder.
Originally Posted by
SurlyLaika
I don't think the OP was trying to be funny. I think he actually thought he accomplished Greatness in passing an unaware roadie. I don't identify with roadies at all, but this sort of immature childish competitiveness in adults is really annoying. Nobody gives a F&$#. Nobody. OP is a champion only in his mind.
This thread is about to hit Post 100 in like, 4 hours. Someone gives a ****.